Johnny & Landie Characters

 

 

 

     Johnny is one of the two main characters of the Johnny and Landie web-comic. He's a fun loving, although at times a tad over-exaggerated, person who only has one vice: coffee. It's not often that he can be seen without some type of caffeinated drink, whether it's Coffee, Tea, or Cofftea - the mixture of the two to form a heavenly symbiosis.
    The other constant about Johnny's life is his classic hoodie. Johnny is always wearing his hoodie, even during the comics that happen in the middle of the summer!
    Johnny is hardly a violent man, but he does not hesitate to defend himself with his signature fighting style known as the "Horizontal Kick". It's extremely deadly and can knock the lights out of any opponent.
    Before meeting Landie, Johnny was quite reserved and calm, being less random and juvenile, but in order to balance out Landie's calm sarcasm. After meeting Landie, Johnny was somehow forced out of his shell, and he spontaneously combusted into the Johnny we all know and love today!
    During Johnny's past he met up and was 'infected' with a dark spirit who now lives inside him and calls himself Evil Johnny. Whenever Johnny becomes enraged, Evil Johnny takes control of Johnny's body and defends himself against anything that could oppose him.
      Landie is the straight man in the comedy duo of Johnny and Landie, in more than one way. Not only does he act more contained and controlled then Johnny, but he's also far more charming and has more of a way with the ladies. Particularly with Taylor Swift, Landie's Long Time girlfriend.
      Landie always wears his trademark red converse shoes and his Deadpool belt buckle, if he's dressed in anything else, he's probably working out, which he does very often as would appear by his condition.
      What Landie makes up for with body mass, he more than lacks in ability to draw. Landie is the writer behind Johnny and Landie, although when it is required of him, he takes it upon himself to doodle up the gangly version of himself and create some non-canon mischief for the series.
      Landie has very strong opinions and can be quick to make enemies of other people, like Josh, Henrick and every Hipster in the world. To Landie, being called a hipster is the worst insult in the books.
     Matt Lynch the Lion is a rather confusing character, not much is known about him due to the fact that he died so early on in the storyline. What we do know about him is that he wore clothing exclusively from from the name brand: Hawk, he wore really cool shoes all the time, and he had the bizarre power to transform into different animals.
     Matt Lynch was first featured in the very first Johnny and Landie comic as the two's friend from school who could play Volley Ball exceedingly well. It was understood by Johnny that the reason for his talent at sports was from the fact that he could transform into a Lion (whether in whole or in part) whenever he chose to do so. But it was quickly understood that Matt wasn't just limited to transforming into a Lion, but any animal - eg. the Eagle Jet in the Satan Satellite Comic (which was TOTALLY Cannon).
     The way Matt Lynch got the power to transform is a really cool story, but unfortunately Matt Lynch died before his spin off comic could be produced. Any rumors that Matt Lynch isn't dead are completely bogus and shouldn't be listened to.
     Despite the fact that Matt Lynch died somewhere in the middle of the second season of Johnny and Landie, he is still a recurring character and refuses to believe himself that he is, in fact, very much deceased.
      Willy Chan the Dragon Man, friend to some, hero to all! Unlike most stereotypical super heroes, however, he received his powers because of a workplace accident! Some of his powers include:
-Flying, with the help of his mighty dragon wings!
-The strength to crush foes with his scaled fists!
-Lungs that produce fire, allowing him to spit flames!
-And the unique ability to produce vast amounts of heat through the pores of his skin!
      He also happens to be a really good friend of your favorite amigos, Johnny and Landie, not only in the comic, but in real life too! Along with his many extraordinary virtues and abilities under his belt, he also carries with him a temper when provoked!
      When not included in comics, Willy Chan lashes out with his most dangerous and deadly superpower: he Threatens to Sue Johnny and Landie...
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     In case you couldn't understand: Shoolie is hot.
     Very hot.

     Shoolie is known as the best man in the whole universe, he's handsome, charming, funny, a hit with the ladies and a complete gentleman.
     Shoolie is a master parkourist, and the romanticist spoken word poet in all of the world. When Shoolie spits hot poetry he stands on his tippy-toes and no one can resist his awesome power.
     His hair is majestic and perfectly quaffed at all times, although he always wears a hat, most likely to keep all the ladies off of him without having to beat them off with sticks.
    We Hate Henrick... he's the worst!
     Henrick is Shoolie's evil twin who always seems to show up as soon as Shoolie disappears. The simplest way to tell that the person you are talking to is Henrick and not Shoolie is that you'll want to stop talking to him and punch him in the jaw if it's Henrick. Like I said, Henrick is the Worst. The only other way to tell Henrick and his handsome counterpart apart is that Shoolie wears a Hat, and Henrick does not.
      Christian is one of the few women in the Johnny and Landie comics. She's smart, sensible and has just enough sarcasm to keep up with our protagonists. Christian is the leader of the Christian Fellowship in her school, a role which she takes very seriously, especially since her name is Christian.
     Christian works with her two Angels, Johnny and Landie, to destroy al of the evil in the entire universe... well, Johnny and Landie do that, while Christian gives them missions.
     What can we say about Christian... she hasn't been featured very much... YET!